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Superman: A Super Man and a Homewrecker

After a wonderful time of worship at PCPC yesterday, Sarah and I went and saw a matinee showing of Superman- Part 2 I think. It had the normal crazy story lines of all of those amazing things that superman can do. It showed superman in his blue tights, which are really tight, which made me want to wear them for Halloween next year, no matter what physical shape I'm in. The fatter the better, there would be awkwardness aplenty.

Here's what gets me. Lois Lane won't marry her boyfriend Richard, whom she is living with in a gargantuan house across from the NYC skyline, because she still loves Superman deep down. We all know that though. What really gets me is that Superman can just come in and out of these movies and never tell Lois that he is going to marry her, thus meaning that she and her boyfriend Richard will continue to have unmerited relations, and make people to think this is okay.

"This is not okay, Superman, and I, for one, am not afraid to tell you. You need to quit going back home to Krypton and freaking marry Lois Lane. You are breaking Richard's heart because he likes Lois, but knows that she loves you. You need to claim responsibility for that kid of yours, or at least start paying Lois something. You are a bad father, and didn't even do the necessary testing to see if Jason was your child. You waited for Lois to tell you. Weak sauce, Superman, weak sauce. Why don't you be the man who fills out those blue tights for once in your life?"

Disgruntled,
Brent Corbin

posted by corbs @ 4:44 PM