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The Grossest Thing in Recent Memory

Dear Naked Juice Company,

I recently purchased one of your Naked drinks. I have thoroughly enjoyed your juice drinks since I first had one last spring. Although they are a bit expensive (sometimes as much as $5), I will splurge in order to treat myself to such a wonderful taste. However, today I found myself rather hungry about mid-morning and I thought that I would go for something that would mirror more of a full meal than one of your juice drinks. I chose your Chocolate Karma All Natural Protein Soy Smoothie. I took one drink and almost threw up. It was sour and it tasted like urine smells. I hope it is heart healthy as the bottle depicts, because anyone who drinks it knows that it is not taste-bud healthy. I am rather curious as to why you keep selling this product, as I think it is the worst thing I have put in my mouth in recent memory. I am asking for a full refund of the $3.44 that I paid for this drink.

Honestly,
Brent Corbin

posted by corbs @ 10:34 AM