holy crap that was hard
So today I began training for hopefully what in six months will be a marathon. Let's set a little groundwork here so that you can hurt with me as I describe today's festivities.1) I only run for fun and exercise. Mostly exercise because it hurts many things on my body to run.
2) When I do run on occasion, i usually go between 2&3 miles.
3) I haven't run in about 4 weeks.
4) My 'training buddy' ran cross-country in high school.
5) He is 6'2 with legs that are about 5' tall.
6) The longest I have run in my life is 8 miles, and that because I was lost. I didn't run for 4 months after that because it was so miserable.
Today we ran 6 miles. We ran 6 miles in 48 minutes. We ran 6 miles in 48 minutes and I was coughing so bad at the end of it that i literally thought i was going to throw up for 5 minutes. 6 miles!!! That's my second longest run in my life, and it was on purpose. I hurt. Lots of things on me hurt, but if that isn't bad enough....we are runnning again tomorrow. Its only going to be 20-30 minutes, it's called a 'recovery' run. That is an oxymoron. A paradox if ever there were. I recover by sitting on the couch, and for some reason I have decided to do something to my body which requires me to run in order to recover. I'm an idiot.
posted by corbs @ 5:57 PM
9 Comments:
Can soap get dirty?
ha, where's this marathon?
Can you post the story of you running 8 miles b/c you were "lost?" Sounds like a little gem I've never heard.
B-Y-.....!
Holy crap indeed. I am frankly amazed, given your context of 2-3 miles and 4 weeks since running, that you had the ABILITY to run 6 in 48. That's dang good.
You wrote oxymoron. I never really liked this term. Are you an oxy or are you a moron? Oxy is the stuff you put on your face. Moron is heaven knows what and Believe Me Heaven Knows What. I'm not too sure what a thyrax is either. Or a metatarsal. These are words I'm unfamiliar with. I don't say them too much. Or paralysis. Or really any of the prepositions. Unless you count "during, of and with." Have, has, had. Who, what, when, where, why. Stop, drop, roll. Me, myself, I. Tengo, tienes, tiene, tenemos, teneis, tienen.
Here's an idea. How about you write something new now.
This is pathetic. Write something new.
Your post is titled, "Holy crap that was hard." I think you should change it to, "Holy crap I don't write any more posts." Or maybe "Holy crap I haven't written a post in 6 weeks because I'm getting freaky naughty with my fiancee." Or maybe "Holy crap I love to do anything but write blogs nowadays."
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