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Funny story, but not surprising

Most of the people close to me know that I am really good about getting into really awkward situations. This one should fit in nicely with the rest of my collection.

So I was in Oklahoma a couple of weeks ago at the wedding that I wrote about previously on this blog and I was an usher. A guy name Chris and I were standing on the bride's side of a two lane church and were performing our duties as they had been assigned. Suddenly a dilemma came upon us. In the front doors of the church walked one of my ex-girlfriends from high school, her parents, and a new boyfriend(?). So I turned to Chris and said, "hey, why don't you take this one, she's an ex girlfriend." He then turned to me and said, well we have a problem, because I dated her in college. Not knowing what to do, I pulled out the trump card and said, well, why don't you take her, b/c the last time I saw her parents was when they walked in on us making out while watching a movie in high school. The strangeness of the situation escalated as she and her family approached. By that point I was hoping that I escorted the ex, but instead, I was stuck with the mother. That made for a really great conversation while walking her down the isle. Mostly of me trying to act like the angel she found making out with her daughter that night.

posted by corbs @ 3:55 PM